Tehtriggerman's GoodBurger

Al-Gore-El

2007-04-05T13:00:00.000-07:00

Oh my. Life imitates art yet again..Al Gore and his mission to 'spare' humanity from the global crisis that is Global warming (as I write this, its 31 degrees with 2 inches of snow in Detroit) I'm waiting for the warming. Still.

Al's crusade and actions are strikingly familiar to Superman's Father Jor-el on the doomed planet Krypton aren't they?

One important fact to make clear now, is that those similarities end where Jor-els fictional character begins. Jor-el hasn't made or planned to make BILLIONS of dollars (or whatever The Hell Krypton currency was). He was a man of integrity, love of man and home.

Gore is a Shiester and is almost trying to begin a Pseudo-religion. FINALLY.. some brave hearted scientists are countering his fairy tale. And life for those brave men and women changed over night..being shunned in the science community and getting death threats just to name a few..going public with facts can always ruin the day of any money making blitzkrieg movement. Good job Al. Afterall, I wouldnt be able to write this if you hadnt invented The Internet.

Now to complete the Prophecy Al..put yourself in a rocket and go explore Mars or something....

The never ending A**HOLE JOURNAL

2007-02-15T11:07:00.000-08:00

We've all seen them. We've all had to cope with them driving too and from work. After doing a months long Study in the behavioral aspects of these drivers, Its a fact: Truck drivers are A**HOLES.

These studies are not limited to heavy duty civilian vehicles But Commercial Heavy duty such as Gravel/Car and Semi-truck transporters as well as the everyday Delivery and Box car trucks.

Behavior for such vehicles can be displayed (more so) with Tailgating, quick abrupt corning/passing, lane weaving, and typical aggressive,driving habits.

Sure, these habits can be described for any driver, but after many hours commuting to and from work, these actions are held to a specific genre of driver. The Truck Driver.

EXTRA PAPER WORK?

Maybe their is extra paper work at the Dealers or Job application forms to display such behavior as mandatory when purchasing such a vehicle or applying for a job which uses such a truck? They also must include a pair of 4-5 year old Oakley Sunglasses and a ballcap in the offer to sweeten the deal.

Truck drivers talent is always present, but seems to flourish when In the presence of these Vehicles on the road:

Eldery folks in Lincolns, Cadillacs, ETC
Mustangs
Trans-Ams
Corvettes
Mom-Mobiles
Other Trucks which are opposite taste of the instigator. My FORD has Bigger Tires Then your Dodge Ram..Yada yada yada.

A frequent Sight in my Rear view Mirror. Whether road conditions permit this type of driving or not.

SHARON STONED

2007-02-13T09:55:00.000-08:00

This woman is so detached from reality. Another example of a shallow, Spoiled Hollywood Elitist. Before criticising and ridiculing America in time of War or Attacking law abiding Gun owners Ms. STONED, Sober up, close your legs and Take a cold shower before appearing in Public and making yourself out to be a bigger ass, Especially when representing Our country overseas. Stupid *****.

This is Sharon Stone at the Cinema for Peace Gala, 12.2.2007 Berlin. Sharon was clearly STONED of her mind and acting strange. She was making out with Richard Gere and barely holding herself together as she hosted a celebrity auction for CFP.

The Search is Officially OVER..

2007-02-12T14:27:00.000-08:00

February 11th at 10am my quest for the much sought after Nintendo Wii has concluded. Since its release during the CHRISTMAS SEASON right after Thanksgiving, Customers had better chances of seeing a politician to tell the truth or see Nessy in Your local watering hole. Product found THE END.

Whilst Waiting in Line the Poor Ps3 shed many a tear, Lying on the shelf. Soo Cold...soo...very......Cold.

BAD ASS of the Month

2007-02-01T11:15:00.000-08:00

They thought it couldnt be done. But SEAN BEAN has got a run for his money, being shamefully dethroned (for now)as Bad ass of the month for February '07. He had a pretty solid lead among his competitors (He's frickin Sean Bean) but being that Confident makes you blindsided quickly.

So whom is capable of stripping 006 of this moniker? MICHAEL CHIKLIS of the Bad Ass Cop Drama THE SHIELD now wields that mighty title (as well as a mini-crown for each of his on screen team mates)

THE SHIELD is a edgy police drama which Chiklis's Character Vic Mackey (Bad ass name) Bends the rules to the breaking point to give the law a much needed advantage. (in most cases) THE SHIELD episodes are now available on DVD and can be seen on SPIKE TV weekday mornings at 11am.

Sony has announced that shipments of the PS3 across the globe now tops TWO MILLION

2007-01-16T14:32:00.000-08:00

Sony has announced that shipments of the PS3 to Japan has reached ONE MILLION. The total number of shipments across the globe now tops TWO MILLION, with Sony claiming it has outshipped their previous two home console platforms.

Yeah, Great phrasing Mr SONY PR guy.. You do realize The word "shipping" and "Selling" Are two different entities? Of course you do, which is way you are bragging about pushing out a $600.00 product thats selling as well as a Submarine with screen doors.

Banana Studios is BORN

2007-01-10T15:02:00.000-08:00

On this day the 10th of January 2007, Green Banana Studios is born. Kip Williams officially name and created the studio for outside interests. The Flappin Pappies album "Im just happy to be here" was recorded, performed and engineered at Green Banana Studios By Kip Williams. Here is the logo I designed for the studio which was accepted today.

OOPS she should'nt have done it again..Or ever.

2007-01-05T21:33:00.000-08:00

Oh How, the mighty have fallen. It deeply depresses and saddens any Heterosexual male to watch a beauty fall from grace. Or in Poor Britney Spears's case, Fall from a moving train into a box of glass then into a pit of rabid Badgers then to have your wounds licked by a salt tongued Komodo Dragon. What Happened? Her hairdresser must be having a sudden bout of Alcoholisim..

This is obviously some type of self punishment/mutilation for dropping pups from Kevin Federlines inbreeded Genepool. There was a glimmer of hope when the divorce was announced, But after hearing about Britneys Party antics, Lack of underwear and stellar choice of party patrons..She was strapping on skies Heading down the steep slope to the "Has been" ski Lodge. Just remember your only a click away from the Video, "Im a slave for you" And remember what was and what never will be.

BAD ASS of the Month.

2007-01-05T12:26:00.000-08:00

Winning the distinguished title of : BAD ASS of the month Goes to actor SEAN BEAN. Hes a Bad ass in every sense of the word. He can be seen in such films as: 007 GOLDENEYE, RONIN, LORD OF THE RINGS, SILENT HILL and also provided Voice work for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for XBOX360 and PC and can be seen in the new suspense thriller THE HITCHER. As you can see..Thats a bad ass list of credentials. And as Of right now, He looks to be the runner up for next month. Sorry, Chuck Norris. :(

FLAPPIN PAPPIES Tribute to MAN IN BLACK

2007-01-03T12:53:00.000-08:00

FLAPPIN PAPPIES:

IM JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE

RELEASE: TBA

Im in a band (not of thieves) the musical variety. Great Couple of guys. Our band is called THE FLAPPIN PAPPIES. We've been working on an Album since early spring of 2006 (since I joined in Late April) and things have been going great.

All original songs are written by Dan Lawton, which he also Does: Lead Vocals/guitar/bass/harmonica. Kip Williams also plays guitar/bass/keyboards produces in his Music studio. I myself (Michael Paoletti) am the Percussionist. I cover the Drums/bongos/tympani. I also designed the Bands Current album Cover. This song was one of our first cover songs and first songs in general to play as a group. One take. No rehearsal. We clicked. Johnny Cash's FOLSOM PRISON.

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Some Folks Cant access the player so I provided a link!

Click here to watch "FOLSOM-covertune"

The Daily Asshat Report.

2007-01-02T20:25:00.000-08:00

This thread is to the elitist asshole. Yes the one that has a firmer grasp on all that is righteous and is just a better person all around. Why? Just because you think you are. I've seen one of these fine contributors to society/human race entering a MEIJER grocery store this evening.

As I was leaving the store, The greeter which is challenged, But doing his damn best to contribute and be happy was Blatently ignored by this fine breed. No eye Contant, no nod, nothing to the greeters attempt at being Polite and saying hi welcome to the store.
You sir and people like you are? an Asshole....

Another day...Another Mod!

2007-01-02T08:28:00.000-08:00

I softmodded a friends XBOX. (google is your friend)I love doing this sort of thing. Its very slow and time consuming But Its a labor of love. Heres a Video tutorial I made for his son on how to navigate through th new XBOX programs Menu. I was able to cram a lot of Stuff on the retail Drive.

The Wonderous "Cat Laser" LASER CATZ

2006-12-31T10:07:00.000-08:00

If you have a fondess for felines one of the best things to get for them (mostly for laughs for you) is a simple laser pointer. Mine was about $1.75 and was found at TARGET. This thing drives the kittahs crazy!

My First Post Again.....

2006-12-31T08:37:00.000-08:00

Something went wrong. Horribly Wrong. Anyway, I finally got one of these Blog Internets thingees Up for unbridled stream of consciousness. But before I get into another totally kickass game of Gears Of War, Im going to finish this frickin awesome sandiwich. (sandwich pictured is not a serving suggestion)